orcas:

"want to come over"

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"we have food"

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(via strangeparkings)

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via cringing)

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co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

(via celibacy)

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shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: spoopydata, via disorder)

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